“I had a really weird dream”, The Man said to me this morning and proceeded to try to explain it to me.
Apparently he had to go to the TV studios to assassinate Noel Edmonds during a recording of Deal Or No Deal. so he had a pistol in a carrier bag, and off he went. When he got there he took his trousers off (?!!?) and found the correct studio, but their security had been alerted and there was noone there, it was all being broadcast from a tape.
So he put his trousers back on (?!!?) and was trying to go down the emergency exit stairs looking as calm and innocuous as possible so that he didn’t get caught.
“I don’t know what all that might have meant”, he told me.
Apart from insanity, would anyone like to hazard a guess?