chav christmas

The Man:  Now that I’m working, I’m going to splash out and get you one of those big padded boxed ‘To my fiancee’ cards for Christmas
Me:  Really?!  Well, I assume you’ve been doing your anus-stretching exercises!
TM:  Why?
Me:  So that it wont hurt as much when I shove it up your arse!

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