Last night, I got home to a very over-exuberant small child.

“I’m so excited mum – I’ve been selected for the million pigs!!!!”

I wasn’t quite sure how to respond to that.  I mean, she’s not the most adorable child in the world, but she’s certainly quite cute.  Not piggish at all.

And then she explained it was the ‘mini-Olympics’.

I was slightly disappointed.