Last night, I got home to a very over-exuberant small child.
“I’m so excited mum – I’ve been selected for the million pigs!!!!”
I wasn’t quite sure how to respond to that. I mean, she’s not the most adorable child in the world, but she’s certainly quite cute. Not piggish at all.
And then she explained it was the ‘mini-Olympics’.
I was slightly disappointed.
My London Life In Reviews 
I once told my mum I needed to take a plastic tractor to school for maths = protractor.
I love that – I think every kid should take a plastic tractor to school ;)I love that – I think every kid should take a plastic tractor to school 😉
I know, right?