My daughter seems to be going through a completely skanky stage at the moment. Her room is the grossest thing I have ever seen. She seems to be allergic to washing and brushing her teeth and tried to ‘con’ me into believing that she has done these things.
I have been completely worried about it, although I do vaguely remember a similar period in my childhood, but after speaking to friends whose girls are more than a couple of years older than her, and it seems that there definitely seems to be this kind of period that girls go through, at the time when they most shouldn’t!
Anyway, that was a little background to my exchange with her this morning, where my pride kind of broke through my general disgust of her lately.
Me: “You’re wearing that jumper again! Three days I’ve pointed out to you that it’s got dirt down it, and you’ve put it on yet again! You’ve got clean jumpers in your room!”
Girl: “Nobody notices Mum.”
Me: “*I* notice. YOU should notice! How do you know NOBODY notices?”
Girl: “Nobody’s said anything about it.”
Me: “Not to your face maybe!”
Girl: “And why should I care what they say behind my back?”
Me: *dumbstruck* *slight awe* *love*
Girl: “See ya!”