So, The Girl was messing around in the pool while I was reading next to her.
TG: Mum – I just did an awesome front-flip!
Me: Front flip?
TG: You know, where you roll over in the water
Me: What? Like a tumble-turn?
TG: Front-flip, tumble-turn, whatever you used to call it in the old days.
She’ll be bloody well front-flipping down a hill if she keeps that up!!