My lovely friend sent me a text asking what I was up to on Thursday as she would be nearby and wondered if I fancied being taken for a slightly late birthday lunch.
My response? “Dammit, I’m off on Thursday taking my arse to lunch!”
Of course, I didn’t realise what I had sent until she replied, “Your arse?”
I did actually mean ‘my parents’ and have no idea how they were replaced by my arse. I only hope my mum never finds out!