So, today my mum had the pleasure of surreal conversation with my daughter.
She took her swimming, and while they were in the changing rooms:
TG: Nanny, would you be able to help me with something?
Mum: What’s that darling?
TG: I can’t get my swimming hat on by myself – so can you give me a hand?
Mum: What do you want me to do?
TG: You need to help me get the back over my ponytail
Mum (looking): What ponytail??
TG: Oh yes – there was something else I wanted to ask for your help with…