So, last night we had a lovely treat given to us by the Victorians and Mother Nature – the drain outside our flat had backed up and was emitting a truly disgusting odour.
I was outside, and The Girl had wandered out to tell me something.
As she approached me, she suddenly stuck her hands over her nose and shouted “Ewwwwwwwww!!”
“I know”, I said “it’s the drains.”
“They STINK!!” she shouted. Then she paused. “A bit like the England football team.”
Out of the mouths of babes…