So this morning, The Girl decided to pretend to be a zombie.
First of all, apparently her legs didn’t work, so she was dragging herself across the floor.
The Man: Get off the floor
The Girl: i can’t get off the floor
The Man: you can if you stand up
The Girl: My feet would still be on the floor – anyway, i’m not ON the floor
The Man: really – cos it sure looks like you are
The Girl: Really. My clothes are on the floor, but my skin isn’t. except my hands.
*lunges at the Man’s legs*
The Girl: Chomp, chomp. chomp – I’m going to make you a Zombie
The Man: Get off, idiot child.
The Girl: Chomp, chomp, chomp
The Man *running away*: Get OFF me!!
The Girl: CHOMP!!
The Man: Leave me alone, or I’ll hit you with…with…*looks around*…a cat!
The Girl: COOL!! I think i’d like to be hit with a cat. Could I make her a zombie too? i’ve never seen a zombie cat.
Me: You’ve seen a lot of human zombies then?
The Girl: Oh duh! Yes!! *sigh*