oompa loompa, do-ba-dee-doo

OompaLoompas were fine, whereas these freaked the hell out of me!

While getting ready this morning, The Girl looked (slightly) up at me and said:

TG:  Do you know what my goal in life is?
Me:  Nope, what?
TG:  To be at least an inch taller than you
Me:  Erm, why?
TG:  I DON’T WANT TO BE A MIDGET!!!!

Cheeky bloody bint.