conversations with my daughter

A pic of my surreal entertainment

I adore my little girl. She may be expensive, but she’s well worth it for the entertainment value.

More than anything else, she has a fantastically surreal way of looking at the world, and I love to capture these little moments by writing down our conversations etc.

I thought I’d put them all in one place so that I could find them easily.

• A Menace To Society?
• Right Down to The Toes
• Mrs Potato Head
• The Middle Child
• We’re gonna need a bigger larder!
• Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo
• Scarred or scared?
• Touché away!!!
• A total princess
• A bit prehistoric
• Bed-making
• I see nothing
• Double entry
• Just a 6″ belt
• Drink like a fish
• The day she became quicker than me
• The new Sweeney Todd?
• Down to the core
• Bang, thump!
• Lock her up!
• But think of my grandchildren!
• No need for a tannoy
• Kids are stupid
• An answer for everything
• Cat poo
• Falling out
• To cap it all
• Has beens
• Keeping upright
• The stench of defeat
• Underpant girl and the spiders
• Future quantum theorist
• Bang bang!
• Behind Closed Doors
• Which Jew?
• Mad as a milliner
• Oh, how cute!
• On call
• How many sheep?
• Sorry mum!
• What homework?
• Souls for sale
• Don’t forget us
  
  Can I book a cab?